Chris Forrette - A dude in Portland

A chat with the wife about my last re-blogged post

1. Me:

   Japan probably has the fastest internet because they're so small.

2. Wife:

   (confused look)

3. Me:

   Not the people, the country -- the country is small, so they can run all kinds of crazy wires around everywhere easily.

4. Wife:

   (giggles)

1. Wife:

   I think my tummy hurts from eating so much ice cream.

2. Me:

   Then stop eating it.

3. Wife:

   But it's so delicious.

Poop in the house!

1. Wife (via text):

   Poop in the house!!!!!!!! Everywhere!!!! Both dogs!!!

2. Me:

   Holy fuck! What happened??

3. Wife:

   A ton of shit!!