May 2009
7 posts
“‘I like eggs the old fashioned way’ ‘Fuck you granny!’”
– David Cross
May 1st
April 2009
17 posts
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“If little Timmy sees Uma Thurman kill 88 dudes with a sword, no biggie, but if...”
– Doug Benson
Apr 23rd
“Uh oh she’s got glasses, she’s gonna be good!”
– My honey, referring someone’s Mii while playing Tetris Party online on Wii
Apr 16th
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“How many babies born will ever reach their dreams? And how could a person call...”
–  The Lonely Island - “Who Said We’re Wack?”
Apr 13th
Apr 10th
“Jump out the window! Suck a dude’s dick!”
– The Lonely Island - Andy Samberg - “Like A Boss”
Apr 10th
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Apr 8th
Ballpark →
Looks nice and shiny, I wish this and Harvest were the same thing…
Apr 7th
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WatchWatch
I’ve been waiting for this video to exist. Peed my pants a bit when I saw it on SNL…
Apr 7th
“Ahh hedgehog with a boner!”
– Patton Oswalt
Apr 4th
ListenSong of the Day: Propagandhi - “Supporting...
Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd