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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I’m a dude. A dude in Portland.</description><title>Chris Forrette</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @chrisforrette)</generator><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Chattin’ with the boss</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvuodjrw8k1qza0a9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chattin’ with the boss&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/320534234</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/320534234</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:08:07 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"I wish I had an image of my face when my future wife sat down beside me for the first time on Jan 1,..."</title><description>“I wish I had an image of my face when my future wife sat down beside me for the first time on Jan 1, 1999, at 12:02 a.m.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/dgavey" target="_blank"&gt;Derek Gavey&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://www.pictorymag.com/showcases/life-before-your-eyes/" target="_blank"&gt;Pictory&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/320277434</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/320277434</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 13:02:51 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"It was indeed a strange object to see in the sort of place we lived. It was like a bar of solid gold..."</title><description>“It was indeed a strange object to see in the sort of place we lived. It was like a bar of solid gold resting in a mountain of dung.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;What is the What, Dave Eggers (referring to a laptop computer)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/319290109</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/319290109</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:37:20 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"If you’re thinking of having yourself a little baby, don’t do it, just get another..."</title><description>“If you’re thinking of having yourself a little baby, don’t do it, just get another puppy.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Uncle Jim&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/317128599</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/317128599</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 16:55:25 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Top Ten Albums of 2009!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Here are my top ten albums of 2009 (highly anticipated, no doubt):

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&lt;a href="http://propagandhi.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Propagandhi&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/id306304612?i=306304676&amp;uo=6" target="_blank"&gt;Supporting Caste&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.rxbandits.com/" target="_blank"&gt;RX Bandits&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/id322072635?i=322072755&amp;uo=6" target="_blank"&gt;Mandala&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/augustburnsred" target="_blank"&gt;August Burns Red&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/marianas-trench/id320316314?i=320316353&amp;uo=6" target="_blank"&gt;Constellations&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/poisonthewell" target="_blank"&gt;Poison the Well&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/when-you-lose-i-lose-as-well/id321013253?i=321013348&amp;uo=6" target="_blank"&gt;The Tropic Rot&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/torche" target="_blank"&gt;Torche&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/meanderthal/id312358283?i=312358307&amp;uo=6" target="_blank"&gt;Meanderthal&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://thelonelyisland.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;The Lonely Island&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/im-on-a-boat-feat-t-pain/id304318993?i=304319155&amp;uo=6" target="_blank"&gt;Incredibad&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.awilhelmscream.com/" target="_blank"&gt;A Wilhelm Scream&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/every-great-story-has-shower-scene/id337963628?i=337963817&amp;uo=6" target="_blank"&gt;S/T&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.thrice.net/" target="_blank"&gt;Thrice&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/beggars/id325590438?i=325590636&amp;uo=6" target="_blank"&gt;Beggars&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/everytimeidie" target="_blank"&gt;Every Time I Die&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/wanderlust/id329946191?i=329946347&amp;uo=6" target="_blank"&gt;New Junk Aesthetic&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://www.dredg.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Dredg&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/pariah/id318032167?i=318032172&amp;uo=6" target="_blank"&gt;The Pariah, The Parrot, The Delusion&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;/ol&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/316735395</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/316735395</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 12:10:00 -0800</pubDate><category>Music</category><category>TopTen</category><category>2009</category></item><item><title>Amazing gift sent to me by Enobrev: Kopi Luwak coffee!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv4tbcbDbM1qza0a9o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Amazing gift sent to me by &lt;a href="http://enobrev.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Enobrev&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak" target="_blank"&gt;Kopi Luwak&lt;/a&gt; coffee!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/297598819</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/297598819</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:57:00 -0800</pubDate><category>coffee</category></item><item><title>SNL Tizzle Wizzle — amazing.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/HWElWY7Y0S7q_SMPnTEUjA" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/HWElWY7Y0S7q_SMPnTEUjA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;SNL Tizzle Wizzle — amazing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/293768866</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/293768866</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 12:07:28 -0800</pubDate><category>funny</category></item><item><title>Great new trailer for Alice in Wonderland (via ISO50)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vo4lJyfKpOQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vo4lJyfKpOQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Great new trailer for Alice in Wonderland (via &lt;a href="http://blog.iso50.com/2009/12/17/new-alice-in-wonderland-trailer/" target="_blank"&gt;ISO50&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/287811964</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/287811964</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:36:37 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>After finishing Jeremy Fish’s websites: superfishalsf.com...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuptdtCg8u1qza0a9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;After finishing Jeremy Fish’s websites: &lt;a href="http://www.superfishalsf.com" target="_blank"&gt;superfishalsf.com&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.sillypinkbunnies.com" target="_blank"&gt;sillypinkbunnies.com&lt;/a&gt;, he sent me this amazing original drawing! He sent it in an otherwise empty bristol board pad — I can see pencil marks, pen strokes and all. Peed my pants a bit, stoked.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/285173357</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/285173357</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:34:40 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Nicely done commercial for Method cleaning products (via ISO50)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C_g2vTFert4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C_g2vTFert4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nicely done commercial for Method cleaning products (via &lt;a href="http://blog.iso50.com/" target="_blank"&gt;ISO50&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/251082586</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/251082586</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:17:11 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>15 Things Worth Knowing About Coffee - The Oatmeal</title><description>&lt;a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/coffee"&gt;15 Things Worth Knowing About Coffee - The Oatmeal&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://enobrev.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;enobrev&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/242752091</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/242752091</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:10:46 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Cuddlin’ with my little lady</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt27mnQOWm1qza0a9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cuddlin’ with my little lady&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/242748788</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/242748788</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:06:23 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Coffee &amp; code at Albina Press, mmm</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksx9s1KyK51qza0a9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Coffee &amp; code at Albina Press, mmm&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/239736310</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/239736310</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:04:49 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Amazing photography by Andrew Zuckerman. Love his animal shots!...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksp9obZPY61qza0a9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Amazing photography by &lt;a href="http://andrewzuckerman.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Andrew Zuckerman&lt;/a&gt;. Love his animal shots! (via &lt;a href="http://graphichug.com/2009/11/05/birds-of-paradise/" target="_blank"&gt;GraphicHug&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/235148163</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/235148163</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:21:47 -0800</pubDate><category>Photography</category></item><item><title>The Incompetence of American Airlines &amp; The Fate of Mr. X</title><description>&lt;a href="http://dustincurtis.com/incompetence.html"&gt;The Incompetence of American Airlines &amp; The Fate of Mr. X&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;(via Friendville)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/234213666</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/234213666</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:57:56 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The Beast hath arriveth</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksi80sBs0i1qza0a9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Beast hath arriveth&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/231192643</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/231192643</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:02:52 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>A chat with the wife about my last re-blogged post</title><description>Me: Japan probably has the fastest internet because they're so small.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Wife: (confused look)&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Not the people, the country -- the country is small, so they can run all kinds of crazy wires around everywhere easily.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Wife: (giggles)</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/227567519</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/227567519</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:23:14 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>(via enobrev)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8vaqExcQ1qzka8no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://enobrev.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;enobrev&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/227564189</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/227564189</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:19:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Wife: I think my tummy hurts from eating so much ice cream.&#13;</title><description>Wife: I think my tummy hurts from eating so much ice cream.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Then stop eating it.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Wife: But it's so delicious.</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/227559499</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/227559499</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:14:15 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The Freaky Forrette Annual Pumpkin Carving Contest 2009...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks6syyNvp51qza0a9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; The wife and I's pumpkin&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks6syyNvp51qza0a9o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Dane's hatchet man pumpkin&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;p&gt;The Freaky Forrette Annual Pumpkin Carving Contest 2009 highlights… there was much more awesomeness but I only took these 2 photos for whatever reason, poop.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/225093179</link><guid>http://chrisforrette.tumblr.com/post/225093179</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:04:10 -0700</pubDate><category>Halloween</category></item></channel></rss>
